Stuff Getty Hates
Just fucking quit it.
Jul 23rd, 2010 @ 1:16 pm
Bands That Don’t Rock
THEY CAN “CAN IT.”
Jul 20th, 2010 @ 12:08 pm
Inception
IT’S A DREAM WITHIN A DREAM WITHIN DREAM WITHIN A DREAM BECAUSE I FUCKING FELL ASLEEP WATCHING IT.
May 26th, 2010 @ 11:31 am
Socialism
LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT. I WORK. YOU DON’T. AND WE BOTH GET PAID?
May 25th, 2010 @ 1:50 pm
People Who Say “Like” Every Other Word
YOUR PARENTS PAID FOR A FOUR YEAR COLLEGE AND YOU’RE STILL USING “LIKE” AS AN INTERJECTION?
@ 12:58 pm
Lost
HOW DOES A FAT GUY GET FATTER ON A DESERT ISLAND? IT’S A FUCKING SMOKE MONSTER FOR CHRIST’S SAKE! YOU WATCHED THIS SHIT FOR FIVE YEARS? GET A LIFE!
May 24th, 2010 @ 2:27 pm
Your Question
I HAVE ALREADY ANSWERED THIS FUCKING QUESTION. I’VE ANSWERED THIS FUCKING QUESTION HUNDREDS OF TIMES. WERE YOU DROPPED ON YOUR FUCKING HEAD, CHIEF?
Apr 30th, 2010 @ 2:29 pm
When You Don’t Read the Whole Email
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ASKING ME THIS SHIT FOR? ARE YOU FUCKING ILLITERATE? READ THE WHOLE EMAIL, YOU FUCKING CHILD.
Apr 29th, 2010 @ 3:32 pm
People Who Try to Call Their Birthday Cake Slice When It’s Not Their Birthday
ARE WE TEN FUCKING YEARS OLD? SETTLE DOWN THERE, GIRL.
Apr 21st, 2010 @ 2:55 pm
People Who Move Their Lips When They Read
WHAT, DO YOU FUCKING COUNT ON YOUR FINGERS TOO? DUMB BROAD.
Apr 16th, 2010 @ 12:16 pm
Walking
WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU’RE GOING? GET A CAB, FOR CHRIST’S SAKE. AND PUT SOME PANTS ON.
